Oh, and shout out to my genetics: You Tried.
Is that a flirtation?
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The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) (x)
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The Disney Princess Avengers by Christopher Stoll. I’m so glad the brunettes and (some) ethnic girls are being represented here. Hooray!
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girl you are
no i’m genuinely confused is there even a joke here
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Once Upon a Time meme | Four Characters → Snow White / Mary Margaret [2/4]
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Reblog if you’re a Supernatural fan.
I’m a Supernatural fan.
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Deleted tourist from photos
I have actually done this by hand, and holy heck, I wish I’d known about this method! This is brilliant.
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one of my tshirt designs
maybe
idk
*drools*
Oh wow!! The minimalism and graphic design and colors are awesome. Hiccup in the foreground, but in the negative space. Love it!
But the foot, oh noooo :OOh man. Now this can be a winning design. The minimalistic colors, the graphic-artyness — soooo t-shirt. A design doesn’t have to be complicated — just catchy and get the character across. It’s actually abstracting Hiccup and Toothless — marvelous job.
WELCOME TO CANADA WHERE WE LITERALLY PUT UP WARNING SIGNS FOR NESTING CANADIAN GEESE
BECAUSE LET ME TELL U ABOUT THESE FRICKERS
FIRST OF ALL THEY HAVE FUCKIN TEETH
ON THEIR TONGUES
DO YOU WANNA GO NEAR ONE? “AWW IT’S JUST A LITTLE GOOSE YOU SAY”
N O
THESE FRICKERS WILL CHARGE YOUR ASS IF THERE IS A NEST OR NEWLY HATCHED GOSLINGS AROUND
THIS IS THE STRUT OF A GOOSE WARNING YOU THAT IT’S ABOUT TO KILL YOUR ASS
ONCE THEY DO THIS?
YOU RUN FAST AND YOU RUN FAR BECAUSE ONE OF THE PARENTS WILL FLY UP TO YOUR PUNY HUMAN FLESHBAG AND KARATE CHOP YOUR GODDAMNED NECK AND TRY TO BITE ANYTHING WITHIN REACH OK?
WHILE THE OTHER PARENT, CONSUMED WITH BLOODLUST AND THE BURNING VENGEANCE OF A SPECIES HAVING NEARLY BEEN EXTINCT AND BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE GOES AND LITERALLY TRIES TO BITE YOUR ACHILLES TENDON IN HALF. WITHOUT FAIL THESE HELLSPAWN WILL ALWAYS GO FOR THERE. DON’T KNOW WHERE THAT IS?CONGRATULATIONS YOU NO LONGER CAN WALK OR RUN AND REQUIRE EXTENSIVE SURGERY BECAUSE OF A FUCKING GOOSE. I ASSUME THEY EAT YOU ALIVE FROM HERE OUT. THEY’RE THAT FUCKIN CRAZY.
CANADIAN GEESE ARE TERRIFYING AND THE SOURCE OF ALL CANADIAN STRIFE IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER. I’M CANADIAN. TRUST ME. I KNOW.
THIS IS THE BRAVEST PERSON IN THE COUNTRY.it says something about canada that your countries biggest problem is geese
i think i’ve learned everything i need to know about canadian geese in one day
GUYS, let’s not forget about the canadian goose’s evil step-cousin twice removed, the SWAN.
THESE THINGS DONT FUCK AROUND WITH YOU ACHILLES TENDON, THEY GO AFTER YOUR KNEES!
SWANS NOT ONLY ENJOY THE TASTE OF HUMAN FLESH, BUT ANIMAL BLOOD AS WELL
and im not just talking the blood of other swans, IM TALKING FULLY GROWN DEER
and you better PRAY the day one of those things come towards your boat
because it will be all over VERY SOON my friend
SWANS, TRULY THE MOST FEARED and RESPECTED WATERFOWL IN ALL OF CANADIA
Actually My mom made friends with a goose. She was petting it one day and I have pictures of it. Anyways she was petting it for like an hour, then she said good bye and went inside. The next morning she went back outside and her goose came wadling around the corner of the beach and sat down right next to her and let her pet him. It was really cool.
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what did I get into
YES.
Sounds like a good workout
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become friends with as many people as you can. one of them will end up being rich and famous
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